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ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 09:06 PM

can i come out of the corner now!!!!!!!!! :( no fair i want to play
toooooo!

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Laughing my fucking ass off (because I have no vocal chords to do that with anymore thanks to you Dante)!






THAT'S RIGHT GURGLE GURGLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!







"checks his .44 magnum,notices it is a water pistol,he pulls out the real one and kills everyone"






Narrator:Ah fuck it!!!! "Pulls out AK47"





TIME TO DIE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
can i come out of the corner now!!!!!!!!! :( no fair i want to play
toooooo!

"hands ENTITY2000 a knive"





You can come out and play after you kill yourself...

_____V_____ 05-15-2006 09:10 PM

(picks the "water pistol" dumped by Dante and checks it)

weird gun...

(accidentaly fires)

*SQUIRT!*

(*slurp*slurp*) weehaw its loaded with beer...

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"hands ENTITY2000 a knive"





You can come out and play after you kill yourself...

let me cut that blunt open. ok *cuts wrists*

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by _____V_____
(picks the "water pistol" dumped by Dante and checks it)

weird gun...

(accidentaly fires)

*SQUIRT!*

(*slurp*slurp*) weehaw its loaded with beer...

"Notices the brownies"





HEY SHUT UP LETS GET THOSE FUCKING THINGS!!!!






I GET THE ONE WITH ALL THE GREEN SHIT HANGING OUT!!!

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 09:13 PM

So, does this mean I still have a mouth? Or do I still haev to talk out of my ass?

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
let me cut that blunt open. ok *cuts wrists*
"notices her cut marks."





I WAS JUST KIDDING,WELL.....HERE'S A BLUNT!

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
So, does this mean I still have a mouth? Or do I still haev to talk out of my ass?
It just means your drunk and yes you can still talk through your mouth.

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
So, does this mean I still have a mouth? Or do I still haev to talk out of my ass?
i always heard if you stick anything that'll get you high up your ass it'll make you high faster!;)

_____V_____ 05-15-2006 09:15 PM

as long as its just talk, and no after-beano thingy YJ...

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
It just means your drunk and yes you can still talk through your mouth.
Yay! Now give me some of those brownies! I'm hungry!

_____V_____ 05-15-2006 09:18 PM

(hiding all the beans from YJ)

:D

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"notices her cut marks."





I WAS JUST KIDDING,WELL.....HERE'S A BLUNT!

*puts bandaids on wrists* thanks! *puff puff*
*puff puff* ok ok i'll pass *puffs one more time then
passes*:D

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by _____V_____
(hiding all the beans from YJ)

:D

GIVE ME THOSE BEANS BITCH!!! *goes Bruce Lee on __V__'s ass again*

Now, let that be another lesson to you.

_____V_____ 05-15-2006 09:23 PM

ow ow ow...

so do I get laid yet? :D

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 09:24 PM

"consume's all of the brownies and weed,and drinks the beer filled magnum"






WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
















I HAVE SUPER POWERS!!!!!!








HEY....WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!?!?!?!



"goes to a strip club"



HEY LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!



I HAVE A HARD ON AND MY PANTS ARE DOWN!!!!!!OH...BUT I STILL......AHH FUCK IT!!!




"shoots everyone in the strip club,then break dances"

_____V_____ 05-15-2006 09:26 PM

you used your "gun" Dante...now the whole club is a mess...

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by _____V_____
ow ow ow...

so do I get laid yet? :D

Yeah. Laid out by my fists of fury!

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by _____V_____
you used your "gun" Dante...now the whole club is a mess...
"pulls out his sword,and cuts everyone's head off."






"drinks all the liquer in the bar"







AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!






YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE MY CONSUMANCE WEED AND.....BEER AND CHRONIC BROWNIES AND SHIT!!!






AHH I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AGAIN!!!!


"squeezes his but cheeks together,runs to the nearest bathroom"



"leves the bathroom after take a shit."


I need more weed...

_____V_____ 05-15-2006 09:36 PM

ehhh...you forgot to flush...

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 09:38 PM

"goes back into the bathroom"




"flushes,takes off his gas mask"




Now V COME WITH ME FOR MY QUEST TO FIND WEED!!!!!

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 09:39 PM

*takes dante too the bathroom and puts his head in the unflushed toilet and spanks with a newspaper* BAD DANTE!:p

_____V_____ 05-15-2006 09:40 PM

(hears the flush) there NOW I can come in finally...

(sneaks up to Dante and whispers in ear) I saw YJ pack all the weed in his bag and run off...

(stands on one side and whistles innocently) :cool:

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
*takes dante too the bathroom and puts his head in the unflushed toilet and spanks with a newspaper* BAD DANTE!:p
LMFAO!!! Now let me get a whack at him.

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by _____V_____
(hears the flush) there NOW I can come in finally...

(sneaks up to Dante and whispers in ear) I saw YJ pack all the weed in his bag and run off...

(stands on one side and whistles innocently) :cool:

*Starts running away from both Dante and __V__, and maybe Entity too*

_____V_____ 05-15-2006 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
LMFAO!!! Now let me get a whack at him.
see what I mean Dante? He was lookin to keep all of it for himself...

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by _____V_____
see what I mean Dante? He was lookin to keep all of it for himself...
Hey, I wanted to whack Dante, not whack the crack!

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
*Starts running away from both Dante and __V__, and maybe Entity too*
come here little boy i got some chocolate! *grabs yj and puts in the car,fires up a blunt and passes* :cool:

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
come here little boy i got some chocolate! *grabs yj and puts in the car,fires up a blunt and passes* :cool:
NO, YOU CAN'T FIRE THE BLUNT NEAR THE... *car explodes*

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
NO, YOU CAN'T FIRE THE BLUNT NEAR THE... *car explodes*
ok i'll put you on the handlebars of someones bike i get after the car explodes and hope we don't hit any pot holes! get it pot.....holes!:p

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 09:55 PM

"Catches yellow jacket,Grabs him by the throat."







GIVE ME THE WEED OR DIE BITCH!!!!!





"kicks yellow jacket in the balls,steals the weed and says:"



PAYBACKS ARE A BITCH!!!




"looks at the weed,rolls it and hands yellow jacket a blunt"





IM SORRY I JUST HAD TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!





NOW PUFF PUFF GIVE MOTHA FUCKA!!

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
NOW PUFF PUFF GIVE MOTHA FUCKA!!
PUFF PUFF HOLDS BALLS GIVE

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 09:59 PM

i want a shotgun! ya'll know not the actual gun either!;)

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
PUFF PUFF HOLDS BALLS GIVE
"sits beside yellow jacket,while smoking his blunt and asks:"








WANT TO GO GET LAID!?!??!?!?

_____V_____ 05-15-2006 10:00 PM

(taps their shoulders) excuse me but I m looking for my quarter...

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"sits beside yellow jacket,while smoking his blunt and asks:"








LET'S GO GET LAID!!!

HELL YEAH!!! Hopefully my balls will hold out!

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by _____V_____
(taps their shoulders) excuse me but I m looking for my quarter...
" hands V a 100 dollar bill"





THERE!,NOW FUCK OFF!!!

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
HELL YEAH!!! Hopefully my balls will hold out!



I SEE 2 HOOKERS OVER THERE!!!!!!!LETS GO GET EM'!!!





"is smoking his blunt while running over to the ladies"

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I SEE 2 HOOKERS OVER THERE!!!!!!!LETS GO GET EM'!!!





"is smoking his blunt while running over to the ladies"

i'm pimping these bitches it'll cost ya!:cool: what you got?


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