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can i come out of the corner now!!!!!!!!! :( no fair i want to play
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THAT'S RIGHT GURGLE GURGLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! "checks his .44 magnum,notices it is a water pistol,he pulls out the real one and kills everyone" Narrator:Ah fuck it!!!! "Pulls out AK47" TIME TO DIE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!! |
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You can come out and play after you kill yourself... |
(picks the "water pistol" dumped by Dante and checks it)
weird gun... (accidentaly fires) *SQUIRT!* (*slurp*slurp*) weehaw its loaded with beer... |
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HEY SHUT UP LETS GET THOSE FUCKING THINGS!!!! I GET THE ONE WITH ALL THE GREEN SHIT HANGING OUT!!! |
So, does this mean I still have a mouth? Or do I still haev to talk out of my ass?
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I WAS JUST KIDDING,WELL.....HERE'S A BLUNT! |
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as long as its just talk, and no after-beano thingy YJ...
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(hiding all the beans from YJ)
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*puff puff* ok ok i'll pass *puffs one more time then passes*:D |
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Now, let that be another lesson to you. |
ow ow ow...
so do I get laid yet? :D |
"consume's all of the brownies and weed,and drinks the beer filled magnum"
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I HAVE SUPER POWERS!!!!!! HEY....WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!?!?!?! "goes to a strip club" HEY LADIES!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A HARD ON AND MY PANTS ARE DOWN!!!!!!OH...BUT I STILL......AHH FUCK IT!!! "shoots everyone in the strip club,then break dances" |
you used your "gun" Dante...now the whole club is a mess...
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"drinks all the liquer in the bar" AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!! YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE MY CONSUMANCE WEED AND.....BEER AND CHRONIC BROWNIES AND SHIT!!! AHH I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AGAIN!!!! "squeezes his but cheeks together,runs to the nearest bathroom" "leves the bathroom after take a shit." I need more weed... |
ehhh...you forgot to flush...
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"goes back into the bathroom"
"flushes,takes off his gas mask" Now V COME WITH ME FOR MY QUEST TO FIND WEED!!!!! |
*takes dante too the bathroom and puts his head in the unflushed toilet and spanks with a newspaper* BAD DANTE!:p
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(hears the flush) there NOW I can come in finally...
(sneaks up to Dante and whispers in ear) I saw YJ pack all the weed in his bag and run off... (stands on one side and whistles innocently) :cool: |
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"Catches yellow jacket,Grabs him by the throat."
GIVE ME THE WEED OR DIE BITCH!!!!! "kicks yellow jacket in the balls,steals the weed and says:" PAYBACKS ARE A BITCH!!! "looks at the weed,rolls it and hands yellow jacket a blunt" IM SORRY I JUST HAD TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!!! NOW PUFF PUFF GIVE MOTHA FUCKA!! |
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i want a shotgun! ya'll know not the actual gun either!;)
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WANT TO GO GET LAID!?!??!?!? |
(taps their shoulders) excuse me but I m looking for my quarter...
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THERE!,NOW FUCK OFF!!! |
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I SEE 2 HOOKERS OVER THERE!!!!!!!LETS GO GET EM'!!! "is smoking his blunt while running over to the ladies" |
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