Send him so much money that he doesn't know how to spend it.

Although I consider myself an expert at getting drunk, a fine lager is not my area of expertise. I recommend pm'ing either Newb or Elvis Christ for a more than acceptable answer.

lol zero
 

Dear IA:

you know me but anyway. i would like to know if the chicken crosses the road and gets hit by a semi truck and then gets back up is it a miracle or a smart bird?

unamonious,
minda lol jk.

newb..can you send me that column
via e mail plzzzz..LOL
[email protected]

Done......let me know if you don't get the attachment.

thankies :D

Re: lol zero
 

Well it can't be a smart bird if it was struck by a truck, so that only leaves "miracle".

dear IA..
you don't know me at all...
em just new to this thread..
but i have this freind..
'umm lets just call her ..fuggeonstorby..ok..
Anyways my freind fuggeonstorby is going
on a trip around her neighbourhood..
with a group of taggers to make them clean up the properties they had damaged
thru thier graffiti.
Now so as not to make my freind sound vain..
what would be the recommened attire for sucn an occasion.
My freind fuggeonstorby caught one of the taggers last night..chased him down the road and threw a can of paint at him..however ..the wind blew some of the paint back into her hair..
a lime greenish ..
Should she keep the colour or cut her hair..
thank you for your help.
BTW ..love the thread

signed annon

I suggest wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You don't want to mess with your hair to that extent, the chances of you doing something drastic are high. Schedule an appointment with a professional hair stylist, and in the meantime pull your hair down underneath the hoodie.

Thanks for the kudos on the thread. Much obliged.

not me ..em new..
its my freind fuggeonstorby :D

masturbation.... is it bad for my health?
 

Dear IA,
Does masturbation increase a mans risk of prostate cancer?

Dear IA,

I would like two soft carne asada tacos with fresh diced tomatoes! Everything fresh, you know, so it has that snappy, lively quality...cool crisp lettuce, not wilted. I really want you to cook 'em! Will you?? I would love that so much!

f

Don't you really want 4 (2 each)
and didn't you really want to send em over to your buddy ..pal..matey. in newzealand .?:D :D :D :D

Oh yeah.......yeah..............I meant 4........FOUR tacos, and could you put two of them in a dry ice package and ship it to New Zealand for me....dry ice would keep it fresh..........yes..............stubborn wants two tacos also, the other two are for her........I would cook them myself, you see, but I thought, if YOU cooked them, then I wouldn't have to get up, and I could watch TV uninterrupted. I think that would be just GREAT! Oh God, I can't wait.

Dear IA,

There is a rumor going around that Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count. Is this true?

Dear IA,

I am a member of an internet forum group that seems to have lost its energy and appeal. There is no more bashing of noobs, many of the more interesting people have left or just faded away, and there is an endless array of 'tournaments' to fill the space where we used to talk, argue, and get on each other's nerves.

There was a period when I couldn't go an hour without wanting to check in and see what was going on - now I can forget for days at a time. What should I/the forum do?

"Lost that Loving Feeling on HDC"

Dear IA,

Why do you park in a driveway and
drive on a parkway?

I only liked two of the tournaments and no one does them now:
the Animaliment, and the Foodament. Those were great because they were weiord and had nothing to do with Horror and that's why I thought they were so cute

Re: masturbation.... is it bad for my health?
 

Couldn't hurt it.

I don't cook, I order out.

It's probably the only reason I drink the stuff.

Good question. Sometimes its up to one man or woman to take matters into his or her own hands. My suggestion to you would be to start thinking of interesting ideas for threads... really get people reading. After three or four of those, the less confident posters will start making threads too. And start complimenting people... for anything. The closer-knit the group, the more unity and comfort there'll be.

Ask the head of your local district. If he or she aint got the answers, no one does.

Your gonna turn into Oprah dude :)

Not likely. I actually care about what people think.

Like the Lite Beer thing? :D

You bet your ass, you and Newb turned me into a drunk.

You owe us a lot for that dude!

I owe you my life for that.

Looks like my job is done here.:D

It does get like this from time to time. Once again AI75 has answered this perfectly.....make some good threads.....or my suggestion would be to post some erotic pics of the monkey.

What? Whuddid you sayyy to me? I outta kick yur assz you pees uh no no no yer a good guy, yer good guy. Lmee buy yoo a drink...

Dear IA..
I recently responded to a reply that got me pretty angry..but my reaction is ...if its a scrap your looking for ..then my gloves are on buddy.
What colour gloves do you think i should get.. ??

special guest response by FILMMAKER2

Blood RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well not really.

Dear IA,
Why do I have migraines? Is it from lack of sex, or lack of... of... of... well a life, frankly?

Dear IA,

Should I get drunk tonight or wait till the weekend?

Your a pisshead..LOL..
Em supposed to get on the bash with some freinds on the weekend..
I made out I was some kind of boozer etc..now i gotta prove myself..so shandy ..wooohooo ..you n me got a date.

Dear IA,

I want advice on something, but not from you. I find your advice too sensible. Any suggestions?

Usually a recurring headache or migraine is from stress. Whether that's internally or from your social life, it's my opinion you should just chill out and lay around for 2 or 3 straight days. Don't do anything at all, don't talk to anyone. See how you feel after that.

Lack of sex doesn't create headaches, it relieves them.

Red, it'll cover the blood.