thanks for all your help lads lol but i think this should end here and get back to the real thread this is turning into help sandy acheive an orgasm thread lol x.

p.s sorry for spelling mistakes i cant spell lol.

where does the line-up start :D

She said "achieve" urge :)


For me... I want to run into Steven Segal, and then point and laugh.

omg behave you are a bad man lol.

well you guys have got a plane to catch, I'm already in the country, just a short trip up to the highlands :D :p ;)

ahhh she's a wee bonnie lass is she,

might take you awhile to find me shanks as i live in edinburgh lol.

s'ok shanks - just look for the frustrated blonde rubbing up against a lightpost.

(do they have electricity in scotland ?)

How did I miss this conversation?......I'm slipping.

you ARE slipping ...

she's 33 too - thats almost withing our age range :D

I reckon she's that way..

lol you guys are all nutts:D

if i was all nuts i would be of no use to you ...
i assure you the other parts are there too !

Damn....sometimes I forget how lucky I am in this department......this is a problem I have never had...LOL....;)

its really hard for a woman to have a vaginal orgasm, you have to stimulate the clit first. Personally I can't get off with my hands alone, I have to use a butterfly, vibrator, shower head (I have lots of toys) Honestly you are going to have to masterbate, my first orgasm came from a shower head, no man has ever done it for me, no girl either. When you know what to expect and you've had a few billion orgasms then the next time you have sex you'll know how to work it for your self and practise your kangil exercises for you man.

You poor poor women.. Just havent met the right man.



There are reasons my wife loves me, and not just because i can cook and have a cute butt. :)

Yeah, I agree....alot of it DOES have to do with the man. But you definately have to know what you like too...so you can help him along if need be;)

So just keep umm...playing? ;) And find a MAN! Not a boy ;) Find somebody who wants to please YOU, and isn't all about his own enjoyment.

unless his enjoyment hinges on yours :D

Ahhhhh....you got me there. I didn't even think of that. Okay, yeah...that's the only exception...him/her getting turned on by watching you...:D

the video camera is the greatest invention in the world :)

Or the worst...if somebody who shouldn't gets a hold of the tape ;)
Unless you're famous of course and can turn a huge profit by selling it.

eh, no ... some things are too private ...
i'm in the movies too - that aughtta kill the value of the tape
no matter who's with me :)

I wouldn't...sell it I mean...just saying :) Some people will do anything for money. I'd rather not feel like when I'm walking down the street people are thinking "I've seen her naked" ;)

paris hilton got over it - you'd get over it ...


paris hilton got over people seeing someone get something all over paris hilton - to be specific ..

I really don't think I would. Unlike Paris, I have some class ;)

anyone can learn class ... not everyone has 5 foot long legs :)

i love paris hilton :D

5 feet long you say....that IS pretty impressive ;)

all the way to the moon :)

she might be an idiot - i dont care, i've never seen her open her mouth

scratch that ..


i've never seen her speak - i've just seen her pictures and some fine video work and all i can say is that the mutton heads who say 'ugh she's a pig, she isnt even attractive' are going for their boy scout 'i'm too much a gentleman to have truck with that' medal.

she's 'technically' extremely beautiful .. like her personality or not ..

i found her whole video in a PC that i was sending out to get repaired.

she's pretty damn nude in that ..


but thanks for the offer :D

I think that she's a very pretty girl, but would honestly find her more attractive if SHE didn't think so as much. She SEEMS kind of stuck on herself. But I don't know her personally obviously. That's just the impression I get. :)

thankyou barbra ile look out for the butterfly.xxx

Have sex with Marroe. Then my life will be complete.

No it won't. After you do it, you'll wanna again. It's like popcorn chicken. You say you only want one, but next thing you know you've eaten the entire jumbo pack. Except sex with Marroe is better than popcorn chicken

ok I change my awnser too having sex with Marroe AND eatting popcorn chicken......AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

i dont like popcorn chicken ...

what a gross concept

But there so tasty, little bits of chicken in a delightful batter then dunked in a sauce of sorts, MWA.

find a cure for what's killing me

Oh, like put popcorn chicken on her stomach and eat it off. It's fun

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worth a look, I was kinda embarassed buying my first sex toy and using my first sex toy. I don't know how you can be embarrased by your self but it happens I suppose, though, not any more ;)
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