Yo momma jokes????


What kind of jokes are that? :confused:

Now see, that is a great compliment.....:)

And yes, Nova, we are a positively obnoxius group here at HDC......but in the good way......:p

But i like the picture of all the HDC regulars sitting together in a restaurant. That sounds hilarious.

Good times. :)

yo momma is so ugly, the doctor slapped her instead of you when you were born:D

Indeed.:)

As long as we all know each other.

LOL


Oh, YOUR momma.


I know these jokes. ;)

LOL....now see, that's just mean.......:D



:p

^haha


"You have the most amazing eyes... ever."
^Random girl in a restaurant.

One difference:

Only the guys who we belive actually get laid...
or some other reward.





And what pick-up line would you use?

"Why, my dear! You look positively exquisite!" ::pant pant::

Pick up lines are stupid. This is better:

"You wanna do something friday night?"

Rather than

"hey can i take your picture because I want to show santa what I want for christmas"

Nooo, but i once said to a girl/lady/woman/whatever:

"Hi, my name is kasper. I hear you're a german teacher. Makes sense, you look old."


She left the party an hour later. Crushed....


:rolleyes:

Why need words when you can just start by humping their legs?

Yes my child, learn from the master. :cool:

Originally Posted by stubbornforgey View Post
'sigh'..here we go again.
Angra
Originally Posted by stubbornforgey View Post
no one has ever said anything nice to you..??

they did not tell you just how pretty you are..?
how you are a great friend when one of us are in need for someone to talk to..?
no one ever told you that your a very great shoe lacer'
There is so much more i could add but don't have much h/d

your a very cool person Angra and its a joy just knowing you.





'god bless copy and paste''

Introduce me sometime?

boooooooo, we want originality!!

but what if i added something that made one you jealous.
NO..your equal..!! :D

Don't forget to mention i'm an awesome mom. :rolleyes:


And thanks, sweetie.

I'll be sitting in my chair waiting for your husband to come smashing my head in with his precious hammer. ;) :p

That depends...... Do you swallow?

I didn't know you could suck a vagina:cool:






(You left me WIDE open):D

No i didn't. NOT!!!


You're gross and i hate you!!!!!

PERV!!

At least I don't care about SWALLOWING.

banishment!

I agree.


BAN POSHER!!!!!!!



Because he deserves it. :cool:

Well....hmmm...


haha, if you were a girl that whole thing would have sounded bad.
Actually it did anyway :)

Well hey buddy, who'se the *adult* who asked a minor if he likes to swallow? I wonnddeerrr who the judge would say was innocent. Bwahahaha!

(jk)

Yes it most certainly did.:D

Don't ask me??


I don't know how old ANYBODY is in here?

Haha. There should be a forum fight thread for this stuff. Although it would just end up like some unspeakably horrible threads... cough.

I'll be 24 3 weeks from today if you care for gift giving:o ....I'm just sayin....

I'll buy you a pony. With a laser guided missile feature.

Then you're waaaay to old for me. I'm only 30. ;)

Hahaha poor Marroe?;)

It would end up being deleted before reaching page 2.


But i like the idea. ;)

I know...I just don't have the same girlish charm I did when I was 22:(


Oh yes...the topic. I was just told this morning I was the best thing is someones life...that kinda made me all blushy.

Pssssshhhh!! You call that a compliment? Then listen to this:

I'm not talking about your charm, girl. I'm talking about your wrinkles. :p


Yes, you can hit me now. Please! :D

Botox?:o Oh god! No more birthdays ever....that's it!
And since you said please....no. I'm not in a pleasing mood today:)

Do it for the betterment of mankind. No please.:)

LMAO


Yes Marroe. Pick up a hammer and join Lordi. :p

LOL. oooohhh man.

LOL
you really know how to woo the ladies with your smooth talk..

hahahahahahahaha!!