god the detail is amazing !

if she's giving you blow....everything goes in the mouth and no dribbling.

gimme a yell when you hit 'soaked' :)

LOL...No...Definitely not his first...Maybe I'm just that good ;) ...lol

I only busted my ass on the floor...And he grabbed my arm and had me back up on the bed before I could even feel it, anyway:D


AND...Not OUT my nose...UP my nose (a little)...But, that was bad enough.....*gag*



Btw...Are they supposed to say "ow" a lot?...hahaha...I have really pointy teeth...Guess I need to try to watch that, huh?:D :D :D


OOPS...I was supposed to end my participation in this thread:o

I'll settle for the yell.

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From your mom

this is what happens when vampires engage in oral sex !

when things really get going the vamp dick gets severely peirced to the point where Zamphir could play a Beatles cover tune on it...

Its refreshing to see a guy with absolutely no standards whatsoever !

LMAO....You're cracking me up....I'm going to be thinking about this shit at the club tonight...I know everyone's gonna see me start laughing for no apparent reason...Oh well, they already think I'm crazy...That's why they love me...heh :)

Zamphir play a Beatles cover tune?!?!?

Getting a little Dennis Miller on us, ain't ya urge.

yeah, we best leave it at that .. heaven forbid someone types something a bit rude or personal in here :)

the sad thing is i always know every single one of his references ...

or maybe its cause you're 'just that good' :)

if you really want to get them .. sing the 'Toot-Sweet' song from Chitty Chitty - Bang Bang :)

if there are more that 2 people here (girls excluded) not interested in what gets you off ... I'll eat my keyboard.

Go to work on this one: I'm :confused:

"In the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions, guilt is the itchy wool turtleneck that's three sized too small. Guilt may be difficult to articulate, but when it surfaces, it's as unwelcome and distinct as Jethro Bodine in the lobby of an Ian Shraeger hotel."

I'm interested! Right here! Very interested! You have my complete attention!

Would still like you to eat your keyboard though...I guess it's a fetish of mine...lol.

you could just say : a bull in a china shop

luckily i have a fruit roll-up keyboard.
just for these occasions.

lets hear it ! before i have to go home ! :)

Well, I knew what he was getting at...but I have no clue who those people are :(

Oh well...as long as I get his point, I guess.

jethro Bodine is from the Beverly Hillbillies
Heis a big course clumbsy lunkhead.

The hotel chain in question is a swanky hotel chain.
I never heard of it before but once you know Jethro, you funny understand the reference..

You're serious? Are you daring me?:confused:

damn straight !

people are asking...

jesus Hap, not everyone has a 42" screen !

LOL

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I was JUST thinking that!!!!

That thing loaded on-screen and I fell off my chair!

Sorry :(

(I have downsized).

OH SHIT.......anybody got any tissue?

http://www.rocks-and-minerals.com/mo...es/volcano.jpg

http://doors.stanford.edu/~sr/california/geyser.jpg

how the fuck am i expected to get from my desk to the front door looking like this ?

Eww....Okay...I couldn't get into ANY of THAT :eek: :eek:

Hang your coat on it. Then not only will it hide it...but it will serve a purpose as well.