nope. weve had asses and boners holding towels posted on here. and drawn lady boobs. dont wory bout it ;)

Alright.

Four gay men walk into a bar but theres only one stool left. They fight over who gets to sit down. One sugguests that one could sit in his lap but they refused. Then the same one said he'll sit in one of their laps. They still refused. They went of complaining and fighting and then one came up with a idea. He said "I know what we do! We pick up that stool, turn it over and all sit down!"

Get it? I now another real funny gay joke that I just herd reccently. Wanna hear?

3 girls were in a bar arguing about who had the looser pussy. The first said that hers was so loose that her husband could fist her easily. The second said that her husband could double fist her easily. The third one laughed, then slid down the stool.

Thats the funniest damn thing I've ever herd!



Ok, heres one.


Theres these two gay lovers and one wants to make the other cum while the other has to use the rest room. He walks into the bathroom and the other tells him not to jackoff because he wants to make him cum. He walks out of the rest room and theres cum all over the wall. The other one goes "I told you not to jackoff!" and he says "I didn't. I farted."

Ewwwww

Believe it or not I learned that joke from a Preacher at the Church...

ok, now thats just fucking wrong...wronger...and the fucking wrongest

And thats why I don't go to that Church anymore.

i just don't go to church at all...priests scare me

Me too. So do pastors. They're always yelling. And talk fast like at a race track. Or at a auction.