*slap*

say car ramrod say car ram rod

"heiniken...fuck that shit,pabst blue ribbon!"

"you want me to open the beer frank?"
"NO i want you to fuck it!"

"well if it is'nt fat stinkin billy boy.how are thou,thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? come and get one in the yarbles,if ya got any yarbles!"

"it is'nt real."
"no shit"
"ya see it was real,then i got sick and all the hair fell out."
"how'd ya get sick?"
"...i loved a woman who was'nt clean."
"mrs. santa?"
"no it was her sister."

Great Lines , great Movie , well half anyways.;)

yeah the 2nd half of full metal jacket sucked imo

Yeah the training scenes are fantastic the rest of the film sucks.

Didn't you have to take a fuckin literacy test to get that job?--Elllen Burstyn from The Exorcist. ( to the telephone operator.)

Don't fuck with me fellas. Joan Crawford to the board of directors of Pepsi Cola from Mommie Dearest.

Honor Blackmon from Goldfinger as Sean Connery was looking up her dress--My name is Pussy Galore

HELLRAISER: " We want the man who did this"
" Oh no tears please, its a waste of good suffering"
" This isnt for your eyes"
" we have such sights to show you"
HELLRAISER2: " i recomend, amputation"
" a good a fight"
" ah the suffering, the sweet suffering"
" we have eternity to know your flesh"
" your suffering will be legandary evenin hell"
" oh, no boxes, such a shame"
HELLRAISER3: " have you seen what he did to me you little bitch, have you seen
" more friends come to play with you joey"
" down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of heaven"
HELLRAISER4: "welcome to oblivian"
" the remnents of a most unsatisfying victim, still your here to change all that, arent you"
" now where to run this time toymaker, no escape"
" do i look like someone who cares what god thinks"

GINGER SNAPS: "i get this ache and i thought it was for sex, but its to tear everything to fuking pieces"
its like touching yourself, you know every move, right on the fucking dot, and after you see fucking fire works, supernovas, im a goddam force of nature, i feel i could do just about anything"

It was ok just the "shoot me" scene dragged on WAY too long

Terry Twillstein : Have you read the letter's I'm getting. "Dear Ronnie, my name is Maurice. I am eight years old. I am your biggest fan. How come you are not so drunk anymore? My daddy says you were never drunk, but just a Hollywood phony. I told him he was wrong and he beat the shit out of me. Love, Maurice." Ronnie, I have stacks of these back at my office.