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darthvonpokemon 08-19-2004 10:03 AM

What a bargain ! I don't know. There's something kind of unsettling about a doctor who auctions off cosmetic surgery services online. LOL
CK

Vodstok 08-19-2004 11:00 AM

"Dr nick, You used a fork and knife to perform open heart surgery!"
"But I wiped them off on my napkin..."

ShankS 08-19-2004 11:04 AM

I'm gona try and sell a fart in a jar, after a hot curry.

nv. 08-19-2004 11:58 AM

^^

ewwwy. how much do ya think you'll get for it? hehe

bwind22 08-19-2004 12:13 PM

Conan O'Brien had a guy on that sold his virginity on eBay for $11,000! :eek:


I'm gonna list my virginity on eBay. (I'm not a virgin, but I AM a guy, so who's gonna know the difference. I could just get there and fumble around like I had never seen one of those things before.) Hmm... Maybe I should make the listing for my virginity + a bonus gift.























































That way when they catch crabs, I can say 'Oh yeah. That's your bonus gift.'





































This is a good idea. I should try to list it in a Dutch auction with a quantity of 50 just to see how that goes...

(I'd feel sorry for whoever gets me last though. They'd be getting burnt with a disease for sure.) Oh well though, that's just too bad for them. There's a sucker born every minute and if they're willing to fork over cash for my "virginity" + bonus gift, who am I to turn them down?

nv. 08-19-2004 12:15 PM

lol.....I think you'd be hurtin too....hehe

Vodstok 08-19-2004 12:24 PM

Burnt with disease? Are you THAT dirty, bwind?....:eek: :eek:

What do you do if a big, fat , hairy sweaty she-male wins?

Egekrusher 08-19-2004 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
Burnt with disease? Are you THAT dirty, bwind?....:eek: :eek:

What do you do if a big, fat , hairy sweaty she-male wins?

Give them to ME!!! OH YEAH!!!

ShankS 08-19-2004 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nv.
^^

ewwwy. how much do ya think you'll get for it? hehe

dunoo, but I'll let the bidding go on and on :D


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