well if God kills kittens everytime i wank my yanker...

than i'm in a shit load of dead kittens

I honestly can't say that I have...But, it's nearly as funny as "plonker":D ...Does it have the same meaning?

Ok, so I sat down and figured it out.

I started doing the deed when I was 12. Now, I figure that I do it on average 1.5 times a day.

If I'm correct, that's 4,380 dead kittens.

1.5? You must get cranky a lot then.....:)

Anywhere from 1-2 times a day, so I just took the mean average, 1.5. No, I don't give myself blue balls every day.

yeah thats what I was gona say.... you get caught out half way through:D

if thats true animal rights association is gonna kick my ass


wait...............




ok one less kitten

your not doing it whilst you post here?? lol which hand you got on the keyboard.

who says im using my hand

Wtf kind of thread did i walk into??!?!?!