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Arioch 06-20-2004 03:54 PM

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probably because i don't watch tv unless it's sport or a movie
Same here....except i cant stand sports....

nine9 06-20-2004 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by zwoti
probably because i don't watch tv unless it's sport or a movie
Actually I watch very little myself anymore......have unfortunately caught sight of this show on a dull night...sigh:(

Not a sports fan either though.

HappyCamper 07-08-2004 11:09 AM

is it just me or is Jessica Simpson dumber than dirt?

I mean, who in the HELL would question what they're eating, and who in the HELL is stupid enough to think that TUNA and CHICKEN are the same thing!!!......



well apparently....

Jessica Simpson is!

'Hey Jessica, do the world a favor and rid it of your DNA, oh and take Nick with you!'

HappyCamper 07-08-2004 11:14 AM

actually now that I think of it, I think someone should just get rid of the entire J. Simpson clan. Wipe i'm all out! Brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, fathers, mothers, cousins, grandparents,second cousins...make sure that isn't a single strain of Simpson DNA left to recontaminate the world!

Vodstok 07-08-2004 11:28 AM

I agree, the only Simpsons worth keeping are cartoons.

Jessica is a fucking airhead bimbo that is obsessed with her tits. interesting, because her husband doesnt seem all that amazed by him. I'm sure once the after-glow of their first couple of bang-sessions wore off, Nick started asking himself "What the fuck did i get myself into?"

The funny thing is, her tits are not at all impressive, and not nearly as huge as she seems to believe they are. I'm sorry, b cups do NOT interfere with a golf swing. I doubt c's do either.

HappyCamper 07-08-2004 12:36 PM

Has MTV really gotten so bad, that they put this monkey spunk on?....

gimme the good 'ole days of MTV, when Yo! MTV Raps,and Remote Control was on!

oh and MTV...

you're called MTV for a reason!...

M being for music!


Show some FUCKING VIDEOS!....

Vodstok 07-08-2004 12:41 PM

They dont play videos anymore. They occasionally play hiphop, or the new Beyonce or Brittany Spears video, but that is it. ShitVH1 doesnt play videos any more either, and that stations MEANS "Video Hits 1".....

Of course, it has turned into the CountDown capital.

"This week, VH1 counts down the top 50 porn star stds! Go to vh1.com to see what kind of STD you would catch...."

HappyCamper 07-08-2004 12:42 PM

i agree, there's celebrities out there, that have nicer and bigger tits than Jessica...

Vodstok 07-08-2004 12:45 PM

Hell, Anna Nicole's are at least bigger (not real though). For my money, Andelina Jolie has some nice hooters, and at least she has a fucking brain in her head.

Granted, it is a sick and twisted brain, but at least it works.

nine9 07-08-2004 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Hell, Anna Nicole's are at least bigger (not real though). For my money, Andelina Jolie has some nice hooters, and at least she has a fucking brain in her head.

Granted, it is a sick and twisted brain, but at least it works.


Anyone can buy boobs if you have the cash........if it is natural now that is an asset!

You can always tell the fakes.....bowling balls under skin.......LOL!

I am allowed to say all this because.......I have no artficial parts.....except my nails.

Although I don't like Angelina......I really respect her.....she is one hell of a mom! I like her tatoos too......going to a Cambodian monastery as soon as I can LOL! Well maybe I sorta like her.....


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