hurry up and dish em lol

What goes around, comes around!!!!

Live and let DIE.

So how is that working out for you?

If you can't do the time don't do the crime!!!

If you can't take the heat, Get the fuck out of my bed!!!

Those are good.

Just how hot is your bed?

Trying is the first step towards failure.

penis wrinkle

"We've already talked about that..."

"Oh, shit!!!"

"OK, son, go study a bit, then we can talk..."

"Oh, is that so?" (before raising eyebrows, that's my fav way to start any "philosophical" discussion)

"Reason is, and ought to be, the mere slave of passions" (taken from Hume's Treatise)

"You're so dead!"

"I'm such an asshole!"

"Yeap, life sucks, that's why we love it so much"

Life is what you make of it, It isn't something that happens TO you, If you don't like it, change it......

Three steps to having anything you want in life...
1) Decide what it is that you want (that's the hardest one)
2) Figure out how to get it (There is ALWAYS a way)
3) DO IT

AND...We know who and what we are, far better than anyone else does, Our perception of ourselves is much more important than what others think of us (That means...Who gives a damn what other people think?) I'm going to be myself no matter what, I will only change something, about myself, if I don't like it

" That stomps ass!" and the classic "You Fucko!"

"no fuck duh..."