Question: Are five emoticons per post better than four?

Apeshit by Carlton Mellick or A Million Versions or Right by Matthew Revert. Both friends and associates of mine, both some of the sickest SOBs I've ever met. Also, Jordan Krall's gory Bizarro Spaghetti Western Fistful of Feet might be right up your alley. He's a hardcore cult film aficionado obsessed with ultraviolence and psychosexual tension. I think your taste in movies indicates you'd be totally into most of this Bizarro stuff.

Say whaaaaaaat? :):confused::confused::confused::confused:

Finally, the guy I've been paying to write my posts keeps showing up drunk.
I'M NOT DRUNK:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

You should outsource your posts to me, Milktoaste posting substitute. Then you can get as drunk as you want.

(Disclaimer: Faustus may also be drunk while posting)

So sugar and spice you gonna hook me up or?:D

Thanks I'll check those out! Found out these are available locally for a change :)

Gonna pick up some new reading material over the next couple of months when I finish the stuff I've got. Those three look fucking great.

Please OP you saw through I am fake I am not hillbilly but I know I can be saved by you.:eek::cool:

Doesn't surprise me that you can find them locally. Australia is pretty friendly to Bizarro and small press horror it seems. Those three should be just your speed. Carlton and Jordan's stuff in general is very video nasty influenced. There's a reason Eraserhead Press' books get blurbs from Lloyd Kaufman.

I'm tired of expressing myself through word, I'd like to hire you to post a youtube video of an interpretive dance instead. I'll pay twenty dollars and all I need is for you to wear a big foam radish costume and dance around a pool of Jello and cabbage.