welcome to prime time bitch

"Hey baby, got a sister?" I forget which Friday the 13th movie it was.

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" ----Jaws

"I'll be back ----pick any Arnold movie.

nice hearin from you carlos-freddy's dead

talk about a wet dream-noes 4

"you loved me once."
"yeah, but you got real ugly."

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
-Dawn of the Dead

Bless you all!!!

hey, KP, are you a killer priest like Caleb, or a killer priest like Rev. Harry Powell?

I give them more than just eternal life. I give them all the pleasure you have denied them...FOREVER

You made the world in your image. Now I make it in mine.

I have searched the world for centuries looking for a soul not bitten, but born.

You cannot imagine the pain I have endured. I was born of the very wrath of God. Let me show you what I have shown no other.

from dracula 2000

and these from queen of the damned

lestat: you are beautiful to me, because you are a human, you're frailty, you're short years...

There comes a time for every vampire when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily unbearable. Living in the shadows, feeding in the darkness with only your own company to keep, rots into a solitary, hollow existence. Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realize you're going to spend it alone.

r u talking about caleb the not all there priest from season 7 of buffy?????????

LOL More of my faves from the original TCM:

"I was the killer"

"I thought you were in a hurry"

"You're just the cook"

"Shut up, you bitch hog"

"I think we picked up Dracula"