DAMN-IT....

If you aren't a monkey, then who the hell are ya? Keep the monkey.

Love the monkey! And it seems like the man behind the monkey is pretty interesting too. Show us more!
Wait...I didn't mean...uh...I'll just shut up now. *runs from the room*
:D

So Zero Is A Fake
Not A Monkey At All
All This Time I Believed
Guess I'm Not On The Ball

Why Must You Trick Us
Living A Life Thats A Lie
I Bet You Don't Even Like Bananas
Or Fling Poo In The Sky

Maybe All Is Not Quite
What It Seems On This Site
People Making Up Names
It Just Don't Seem Quite Right

Why Have A Gimmick
Just Be Who You Are
Making Up Identity's
Won't Get You Too Far

I've Never Made Lies
Of This I Can Boast
I Am Who I Say I Am
I'm Marley's Fucking Ghost

Is Zwoti Not A Ninja
Does Rayne Wear Only White
Maybe Neverending's Not Grumpy
And Newb Drinks Only Sprite

Rod Says He's Working With Argento
And Doc Faustus Is Writing A Book
These Too Could All Be Lies
I Bet Phalanx Hates To Cook

I Don't Know What To Think
Nothing Is Ever As It Appears
Maybe I Need Not Talk In Rhymes
As I've Been Doing All These Years

I have to agree with MM and NE. I think that the Monkey persona is charming and funny (and you have the BEST and totally RANDOM monkey picture - the "monkey don't dance" one is my favorite)... But there are times were come off as honest, brilliant, philosophical (the BR essays are a GREAT example), and analytical.... And I, selfishly want to hear more of that.

But you are who you are. And I totally heart you.

Yes, yes.....I like money all the time...especially on a difficult day, monkey joking and pictures make me laugh and calm me down! :D

Too bad all of the pics people posted were of apes...


You peopel cant ever get this shit right, and when all is said and done, its gonna be me, the apes and charlton heston.'

O shit, he's dead.
'
Me and the apes.

you guys should get along just fine.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ule/vodWOK.jpg

wait......did I get a mention in Marley's poem........COOL:D