I would convince psycom that he does not exist with mad rhetoric skills.

Yea, but I'd like that.

Thrown in the path of a thousand charging Chinese lesbians.

I'd post so many threads about our admin that Docs head would explode trying to answer them all.

My one weakness!

Psychom- I'd have you fetch a shoe at the bottom of the stairs.

lol

neverending - I'd "nothing" you to death. :D

I'd unleash an infestation of mole crickets on your lawn, which would undoubtedly cause a fatal heart attack. ;)

I'd give you a cake delivery once a week for ten years. Then when one random day when you open the door to get your cake, I would hit you with a shovel.

there is only one kind of cake I will eat so you better do your homework. :)

MD, I'd eat your "cake" until one of us died!!!!!!!!! :p