I put a thing of cream cheese in the microwave once because it was kinda frozen.

And then I realized that the little packet it was in was made of metal.

It started to smoke a little bit. I was at work at the time. Fun.

Uh Oh Spagettio

I pretty much refuse to use a microwave, I just have an aversion to microwave food. Though the one thing that comes to my mind when I look at this thread...

Gremlins.

Jam those little bastards in there, two at a time if possible.

Aazzz, yeah baby:cool:

I don't have one at the moment - I only really ever used one to reheat things, keep sauces warm, or cook less-fat crispy bacon - something that can be done quite well with the right equipment.

I've often wondered how mercury would react...

Sparklers and matches catch on fire, I assume fireworks may explode.



Just felt like saying that I like putting packs of gummibears in the microwave, of course I empty them into a bowl first...they just melt together, you can either construct a super-gummi and refrigerate, or, you can eat it in goop stage. I like both.

Haha that super-gummi sounds awesome. I haven't eaten shit with Gellatine in it for ages. I used to love that shit.

I have a couple of neighbors that have a particularly nasty little yappy dog... This might be an appropriate maneuver.

I'd love to watch the little bastard explode.

Stick pointy ears on it and tell them you thought it was a Gremlin... I can't say how anyone would be mad. Do they WANT to be over-ran by monsters from a Spielberg movie?

Put a bar of soap in the microwave.It's pretty cool what happens.don't know if it matters what brand you use but I used Irish Spring.

one really fun thing to put in the microwave is a blank cd:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImcohdCTmYA