I guess I never realized that the contents of newbs anus were such a commodity.

Got the formula for successful cold fusion up there, mate?

Yeah, but no one wants it, its covered in poop and ky, and there are some dead gerbils stuck to it.

Maybe we can send in reconossaince team and find Bloodrayne.

Doctor #1: Hello....

Doctor #2: I see... a woman.

Doctor #1: Shall we extract?

Doctor #2: It's a precarious predicament. We must be careful, otherwise we'll kill them both.

Doctor #1: I'm confident. All the tract needs is a little Dustin', and the extraction should go smoothly.

Doctor #2: Boo-Urns.





That was really lame. My apologies to all horror fans who read this post.