Lame....

I'd forcefeed somebody laxetives, then bind them to a special chair with a collection compartment. The collection compartment would have a scale, which was connected to a bomb, and when it reached a certain weight the bomb would explode. I'd be nicknamed, The Explosive Diarrhea Killer.

I would kill all the homeless people in the city by giving them free food laced with pioson whenever they would approach the window of my car when I was stopped at a red light.

I would then be called a Hero.

I'm the bestest so far. I even have a copycat in Ferretchucker.

I would set fires in maternity wards - those oxygen rich rooms tend to spark up pretty quickly

I'd be the baby burner

Wanna team up, burn some babies, and leave?

you know he only way two people can keep is secret is if one of them is dead:D

No partners - and I'll slip in and out without ever being noticed

That's fine, I don't plan on living long.

I would travel city to city going into abortion clinics and killing all the unborn babies.:D

I would be known as, The Doctor.:confused:

I'd kill em with kindness

after softening them up first with a tire iron :)

Lies!

You, kind? Yeah ok.... and a tire iron.... I doubt a woman would even know what one was.








J/k I felt like being a douchebag. :) :)