The rare but very real 'gotcha, I'm your grandma' STD can be transmitted via spittle.

A little boy could make scatman crothers smile, but paintings of naked chicks with afros couldnt...


Creepy...

Don't bother a writer when he's WORKING.

don't make out with a mysterious woman in a hotel bathroom, even if she's naked.

scatman crothers' bugs bunny impression leaves something to be desired.

That was eleven so I will pick the next movie.

Freddy vs. Jason

jason is a party pooper.
rave pooper to be specific.
i think he dislikes lightsticks.

wisecracking bad guys really arent all that funny.

"VS" films are less than the sum of thier parts

Sooner or later....the "cash cow" runs out of milk.

When you realize there is at least one super strong, psychotic killer on the loose.....it is probably NOT the best idea to throw a party in a cornfield and get falling down drunk.

Wait....I might have already known that one....:rolleyes: