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Rayne 04-03-2008 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 680360)
Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.

That reminded me of Stephen King's 'LT's Theory Of Pets'

ChronoGrl 04-04-2008 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 680347)
Gee, after reading THAT, how could anyone NOT want one?

[/sarcasm]

Oh, you've left out the part that about 99.9% of hairless cats are absolutely ugly as goddamn sin... But I want a cat. Pretty damn badly. And the stripy ones are pretty cute. I'll take it in the bathtub. It'll be like bonding.

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Originally Posted by Dude Guadalupe (Post 680347)
We have something like that. It's called a baby.

But less maintenance. See? If the boyfriend and I can't handle taking care of a Sphynx Cat, then we know that we would be unfit parents.

Some people call it "frivolous," I call it "socially responsible."

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 680347)
Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.

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Well.

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At least you don't have to bathe it.

newb 04-04-2008 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 680159)
ChronoGrl's impulse for the evening:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...IM001640-1.jpg


My boyfriend is deathly allergic to cats, so it would have to be hairless.

Luckily, there is a Sphynx Cat Breeder nearby.

I just emailed my landlord. If he gives us the greenlight, I am so investing in a hairless cat. Like tomorrow.


Did you know...
  • Hairless cats require regular bathing,
  • are prone to ear and eye infections,
  • can get sunburned if left outside,
  • and are incredibly temperature-sensitive. It is suggested that you purchase clothing for your hairless kitty or make a homemade sweater by cutting holes out of an old tube sock.


1st you need to shave your head....then have a clone made of you....only smaller.


http://www.dmko.info/evil1.jpg

_____V_____ 04-04-2008 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 680360)
Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.

**calling the SPCA and reporting a cat killer**

hammerfan 04-04-2008 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 680360)
Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.



You haven't been hanging out in the Kensington section of Philadelphia, have you?? They have a serial cat killer running around. Residents have been finding corpses of cats that were obviously tortured and killed.

urgeok2 04-04-2008 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 680403)
At least you don't have to bathe it.


ladies - please..


wash your kitties !!!


:p

ChronoGrl 04-04-2008 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 680444)
ladies - please..


wash your kitties !!!


:p

HIO

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pervert.

urgeok2 04-04-2008 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 680507)

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pervert.


thats like pointing up and saying "sky" :D

Marya Zaleska 04-04-2008 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 680444)
ladies - please..


wash your kitties !!!


:p

I don't have to bathe my kitties.

They clean themselves all of the time!


:p :p :p

ChronoGrl 04-05-2008 07:10 AM

So.

I just got an email back from the breeder: "Fare warning, our animals do not fare well alone without another animal be it a dog or another cat."

I found this rather odd. While dogs and ferrets are incredibly social and communal animals, I thought that cats were more independent and less needy.

It's not exactly in the Chrono budget to purchase more than one hairless kitty. :mad:


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