Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 680360)

Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 680347)

Gee, after reading THAT, how could anyone NOT want one?

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Originally Posted by Dude Guadalupe (Post 680347)

We have something like that. It's called a baby.

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 680347)

Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 680159)

ChronoGrl's impulse for the evening:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...IM001640-1.jpg


My boyfriend is deathly allergic to cats, so it would have to be hairless.

Luckily, there is a Sphynx Cat Breeder nearby.

I just emailed my landlord. If he gives us the greenlight, I am so investing in a hairless cat. Like tomorrow.


Did you know...

• Hairless cats require regular bathing,
• are prone to ear and eye infections,
• can get sunburned if left outside,
• and are incredibly temperature-sensitive. It is suggested that you purchase clothing for your hairless kitty or make a homemade sweater by cutting holes out of an old tube sock.

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 680360)

Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 680360)

Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 680403)

At least you don't have to bathe it.

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 680444)

ladies - please..


wash your kitties !!!


:p

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 680507)

...

pervert.

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 680444)

ladies - please..


wash your kitties !!!


:p