"I don't think going to the cemetary tonight with a warlock's spellbook and an amulet from a demon to have sex and do lots of drugs is a good idea. It is Halloween after all. I know, let's stay in and watch Bambi! We could try resurrecting the dead next week. I don't think they're in a hurry anyway."

"Dave, see if you can talk us out of this.Maybe if you offer your wife to the killer he will let us go".

*silent pause and Jason pulls off the mask*



"Hell yes!I'm really Gus"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jason/gus: "thats right bitch, compton ass gus in this piece".

Compton Ass Guss In The Hizzzousse