hmm - i call her

- crap-ass
- numb-nuts
- bag-licker


but never when mad !

I had a variation of "lumkin" ...."honey lumkin"

also "moochie" and "my little Pam Grier"

that was the one that got me slugged..."my little Pam Grier"

'little' and 'pam grier' dont belong in the same sentance.

And what's wrong with Fluffy Bunny? I didn't have any petnames i hated but they've ranged from 'Psycho' to 'Angel'
my parents used to call me 'Dodo' when i was little, maybe they were hoping i'd become extinct:D

Ah, Asshole...I've been called that more times than I can count. lol

What about

Floofyumptybumptysnoofykins Crap Paste?

Yiur significant other must have a lot of energy....

We go back and forth with insulting names a lot, just playing around (most of the time:o ), but when he's trying to be sweet he calls me"Punkin". Which makes me feel like I am five years old, but it's so sickening cute that I let him get away with it.
I took this one and ran with it, now it's just a normal everyday thing. When we haven't seen each other all day, or when we're laying down to bed I'll say "herrro mongorian", like the owner from the City Wok in South Park, and of course he greets me likewise, usually having a whole conversation like he's the owner of the "Shitty Wok":rolleyes:. I'm kinda starting to regret that because now we can't go eat at Hot Wok without him constantly talking like that.

i'd probably just shorten it to 'crap paste'

Whoop, I misread the thread - assuming it was for more cute pet names... for pets.

Actually, same difference.

:D