Dammit, I always miss the sexy stuff! :mad: :D

Ack! I would have never pondered the existance of David Hasselhoff's foreskin without your help. Gee, thanks...bleeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh!!!!! :p

BTW Olivia, I love your sig animation! :)

I'm only here to help.:p

And thanks, I found the gif at three in the morning and it struck me as hysterically funny for some reason.

As zwoti would say... there must be a new Star Wars release out.

Who the hell let your queer ass back in?

I'm sorry...


I left the door open, and he crawled in through a hole in the screen like a mosquito...


I hope he doesnt carry west nile... Or EEE....

erectile problems i say :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

He's a mosquito who carries erectile problems? Eek... thats a scary new breed. On the plus side, that isnt deadly, just sad.

"I'm sorry honey.. You see, I was bitten by a mosquito..."

This just in from the Centers for Disease Control: A new virus has been found in parts of the world that causes erectile impediments. This disease can be transfered by the blood and can be carried by the bite of a mosquito. There no known cure and no vaccine.

These are the most telling symptoms:

Beginning to resemble David Hasslehoff
Muttering unintelligible bullshit about darkness, pain, suffering and hell
Total penile failure

If any male you know begins to develop these symptoms he must be shot on site. I repeat, shot on site.

Good night and good luck.