I'm right at home with all this picking. It's like David clones.
By the way, consider yourself lucky that you only have to read about his ass, I have to live with what it does!!!!!!

but..thats his way of saying jst how much he loves you :D

after reading about all the garbage he eats - there is no doubt in my mind how toxic his ass must be ...

he sees it as a thing of beauty .. where i think it will eventually show up on animal planet one day - when they do a countdown of the worlds 10 most dangerous creatures.


"and finally, in the #1 spot : a mcdonalds addict programmers ass !"

HA!!! He does have a rather nice ass, but good lord, it's noisy and it's stinky. From far away it's great, but up close it's dangerous.

Miss Stubborn, sometimes it's a little more love than I can handle.

i bet he's be a better typist if he used it instead of his hands :p

'throws bree a hammer'

just smash his toe every now and then

just had to have me a post in a thread titled BOOB TORTURE ;)

definition of boob torture :

when pregnant - a womans boobs never look better .. freaking glorious.

the torture : they dont want you to touch them at this point.

...and I make a movement that we stop talking about the functions of Vod's ass.:p

oh puhlease lets pass this motion real quick.. :D