GET HOT WATER!!GET HOT WATER!!
mrs claus yelled..'oooh you poor creature..' not looking directly at yeti himself
but at the length of his tool.
In her mind she was making a mental comparison between her husbands
shrivelled up log and she moaned.
She recalled how many times she had chased yeti away with her broom..
and now ..as she looks hungrily at what she had missed out on..
she feels nothing but deep regret.

Out of nowhere, Bill Clinton burst onto the scene.
"My fellow sex crazed perverts. We must band together in these cold,wet,naked..."
He was staring at Mrs.Claus.
"Billy!" she shouted
Soemwhere in the distance one of the elves was playing "Reunited".

They were running towards each other naked. Just as they were about to meet the abomininable snowman broke free and slid backwards. He was sandwich between the two.

In a sudden freeze wave they were frozen together. Mrs.C was smiling to herself finally achieving her lifetime goal.

and you looked in here becos ???????????????:p

He wants to be a perverted mongoloid

With the three frozen together, forming an ice sculpture of grandiose perversion, the Teenage Mutant turtles surrounded the sculpture and commented on the need for better decorations and lighting. So Santa in his state of confusion yelled for the elves to come decorate Mrs C. and her two iced up friends.

The elves entered the room slowly to find the whole thing a little off kilter, so to adjust to the sight, they stood all around and wanked to their delight.

pasceini. You're the first new person in ages to actually make a worthwhile post and not make some silly remark either badmouting this sight or someone elses posts.

And before you say it. You're welcome.:p