Does this knife match my eyes?

"Death is near....you will never leave this place ali.....AWW SHIT!!! I forgot my freakin machete!!!! Okay, hold on for just a minute, I'll be right back."

Oh my god oh my god ohmy god.......
I killed him. I KILLED him..... Oh crap... I'm gonna be in SOO much trouble...



Godamnit... cant see a THING with this damn mask on.


Damn.. Cracked a nail.

"I'll tear your soul APART....after my DUI class."

"where do you want this knife in your back or in your chest":D

"Oh you did NOT just try to turn it on the Disney Channel!"

<singing>Sunshine and rainbows and babies and flowers
And chocolate and whispers and laughter and hummingbirds
Puppies and birthdays and apples and gumdrops
And kisses and balloons and moonbeams and skipping
Graaaaaandpa
Kittens and smiles and fuzzy-wuzzy teddy bears
Homemade ice cream, warm socks, baseball
Luaus and presents and tennis and roses
And summer and root beer and baskets of coloured eggs
Hippos and elbows and corduroys and freezers
And paper and geometry and things that are poseable
Piiiiiiiine Trees
And turtles and New Mexico and Patrick Duffy
As the Man from Atlantis, but not when he was on Dallas
The guy from Bosom Buddies but not Tom Hanks
And Charlie's Angels after Cheryl Ladd left
Books about movies and movies about books
And people who say stuff like "rather" and "aunt"
And Saaaaaaaaatan!
</singing>

LOOK ..can you do this for me please..
em in a bit of a hurry.

Jason, "Excuse me, but does this mask come in teal?"

"I love these Daquiri's with the umbrellas, don't you," said Michael to Jason.

Jason:Hey,Where did my penis go?!?!?













THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!