Was it you that said you lived near or about Emerald Isle?
If so- I have a question about beachfront housing prices.
I live about 40 min. from E.I.

Coming this Fall to NBC: Vodstok: Self-indulgent Realtor

starring David Schwimmer as Vodstok and Haley Joel Osment as little Voddie

The arrogant thing is a little bit of an act. Not entirely, but a little. I am basically a nice person, though . just been hurt a lot.

David Schwimmer? you bastard.... i could fit in his nose....

Vod is a lot like Ramen Noodles - nothing you'd really WANT to eat - but if you are hungry enough they do the job.

ramen noodles are the foulest things I have ever put in my mouth.... but i have made soup with them out of necesity... they are so bad...!

sorri zero, I stuffed up that quote from you, i'm pissed...

Really? The foulest thing I ever put in my mouth was water from a bottle that had been used as an ashtray for a week. THAT was fucking foul. Ugh.
Ramen noodles are heaven in comparison.

hell oh, miss olivia, we finally meet... ha hu hu

Hello.:)
I didn't drink it on purpose by the way, I just didn't pay attention to which water bottle I picked up.
I'm not retarded, just careless.

I once took a swig out of a bottle of twisted tea that had been sitting partially closed and un refridgerated for a week.

It had skin on the top and tasted of moldy raspberry vinegar. It took over an hour to get rid of the taste, and needless to say i dumped out the rest of the six pack and never had a twisted tea again. it was the only thing i have ever experienced that tasted so bad it hurt.

That's enough to put you off tea forever. At least the ashtray water was steeped with enough nicotine to take the paint off a Buick, and scalded my tastebuds into insensibility after about thirty seconds of puking.