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Well, you don't put cats of opposite genders on the plane, thus you have no breeding problems. Sailors, back in the day, used to carry cats on their ships for good luck and because the cats killed the mice and rats.
Speaking of cats... I just watched Shrek2 for the hell of it. I realized something... Puss N' Boots reminds me a whole lot of my cat, Irish, sans the Antonio Banderas thing...and not being able to wear boots, wield a sword, and doesn't really dig wearing hats. However, he is a mean little su'm bitch. Oh and by the way... did you know that in the actual story "Puss N' Boots" the cat was female? I'll probably see Snakes on a Plane when it comes out on DVD or satelite. I won't go see it at the theatre. It just doesn't seem like an 8 buck movie. |
how about really big nasty squirrels on a plane! that would really be something.
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oh the hu-manatee.
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I've seen mutant fish, worms, ants, mosquitos....where the hell is the mutant MANATEE movie? It's about time the gentle cows of the sea nutted up and started eating the boats that always run over them!!!
Manatee: Still Waters Gnaw Deep Oh, mommy, look at the pretty sea cow.....why are his eyes RED like that.....OH MY GOD AAAHAHAHAHAHRRRRGFGHGHGGHGH...... |
They are cute little (huge) buggers aren't they? Shame that people have no respect for wildlife. I really don't understand why people don't give a shit, but apparently they don't. So, we continue to overrun the wilderness and run huge boats in pristine waters destroying and/or killing everything in sight. We do this so that we can glean some sort of sadistic amusement out of the wilderness. And then...and then... people bitch when they get eaten by a mountain lion.
Okay... I saw a show today. I had to get that off my chest. |
Next time you see a mountain lion, just go up to 'em and give 'em a big kiss! Kiss kiss kiss. MMMMMWHAH! right there. The big kitty will love you for it and will grant you three wishes.
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