I'll take the sausage! :p Really, I didn't mean anything by that, I just like sausage. :D

The key to spamming is to build up credibility with the forum regulars by first taking part in regular conversations for a while.

And now let me tell you about all the wonderful things you can get with Amway...

*Hisses and crosses arms over faces and draws back into the darkness*

(perking up and getting serious because he realizes he has some actual support here)

YEAH.

(waiting for tasty waffle; can exploit situation for waffle)

I want butter an syrup on my waffle!

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="I'm gonna post some SPAM here"
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The "editor" asked you to post what?..Information to promote his site...By joining random forums that you have no intention of becoming a REAL contributing member of, in order to sell/push/promote a product....Sweetheart, that is the DEFINITION of SPAM




AND...



If you have to start a thread with "Please don't hate me but....", it's obvious that you already know we are not going to 'be happy with' what you are about to post, before you even post it...Why would you think we would be interested in purchasing your product if you already know we don't want to even hear about it?....Kinda makes your post pointless, huh?




BTW...If you WERE a REAL member here, you would have known to expect this, and you also would have known that.....We hate commercials...


We are a horror forum, not a consumer market for free internet advertising...

K. I would have replied sooner, but I went to bed.

The Flayed One: Well done - you are clearly a very, very clever person and the biggest of the big cheeses on this website. To respond to just couple of your points, (because honestly, I know your friends will jump to your defence, but the majority were just petty and ridiculous):

I figure that people can relate to someone trying.

I'm glad you're a writer, and I'm sorry you don't like some of the stuff you write about. We do enjoy the topics we write about, but as yet aren't getting any money from it - just enough to break even and cover print costs. I don't really understand how you can take umbrage to me defending a previous accusation of not caring about horror.

Anyway... no it's not some snide remark, it's just an ending. Seriously, grow up and chill out. What are you? 12?

Bloodrayne, thanks for replying with a little more civility. You wrote:

"Why would you think we would be interested in purchasing your product if you already know we don't want to even hear about it?....Kinda makes your post pointless, huh?"

Its not so much that I thought you wouldn't want to hear about it. Despite this response it'd be nice to think that at least one person's interest has been aroused. It's more that (present company accepted) I know how cliquey sites can be, and it's deferring to the already established members. That was all.

@Waffle...So...Does this mean you actually ARE gonna stick around?

of course - I've was a regular (ish) poster previously anyway, and have remained a lurker for ages.