I like to add a little Chivas myself,it's an acquired taste sure but I dare anyone here to tell me it won't put 'em to sleep.;)

I usually masturbate a few times and put my headphones on. Or I do homework, that usually puts me out

If only your sperm knew that soon they will never see the light of day again, or the warm comfort of a pussy.

:eek:

Say, remember the urban myth about the boy casually masturbating in his bedroom with his headphones on and eyes shut, only to finish and find his mom had left milk and cookies by the bed?

:eek: :eek:

Thats why you look the door;)