WHAT THE FUCK?!? :confused: :eek:

Sounds like you guys have alot of free time on your hands. :p

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they've got more than time on their hands. :D

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I was thinking the same thing! :D

LMFAO!!!!!,......"On your hands":D Damn.....i hate this.I want a girl friend now!






"Is a single man looking for a woman.
Interest's include,Music,movies,video games,Swimming,Four play:D and other things."........bah.

what, you never tried prostate-stimulation for masturbating?



also, "egg-vibrator" is NOT a pun on my name. It's just that wearing pants while you've got a butt plug in is uncomfortable

In celebration of National Masturbation Month, I am going to masturbate with my left hand.

Ambidextrous! Very impressive! ;)

I kinda had to learn to beat it with my left hand. I can't work the mouse with my left hand

I used to say halloween was my favorite holiday...




but I celebrate this one way more...