from half-baked...

Fuck you, Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck YOU. I'm out!!!:cool:

Heres two everyone has probably already heard, but I like them alot...

"Remember my name because You'll be screaming it later"

" IF you can read this the Bitch fell off"
:D

Final destination 2:

"what the fuck are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking, suck on my junk, biaaaatch!"

"if you dont watch out he might whip it out and slap a mushroom in your forehead' HA! HA!

QUOTE FROM ME:
'I HOPE YOU ALL DIE BY YOUR OWN HANDS WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU....GO GET BUSY WITH IT...NOW'

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'Well hello there Danny, I didn't know it was Hockey season!' 'Can I borrow a knife' 'A small town, a diranged killer, ''Knife After Dark", Rated R for Retarded

''YOUR CHILDHOOD IS OVER THE MOMENT YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE''

are you here for the feeding?

-tom green

also from that south park episode last wednesday.


i feel like my heart has been raped. stan

funny shit there.

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i have 2 of them the one may piss off certain ppl but it still is true when u think about

1. found on bumper sticker: "christianity has pagan dna" if u think about its sort of true cuz some pegans were made in to christians so if it pissed any body off well i am sorry

2.
Dawn: I guess sometimes you can't help.

Buffy: So what then? What do you do when you know that? When you know that maybe... you can't help?

from the episode "hlep" season 7 BTVS ( i miss that show)

"ill do my best"
"your best? losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
"carla was the promqueen"
-the rock

what most people call impossible is what they just havent seen before
-robin williams


i got more but im currently braindead