Sorry to hear that. But you seemed to be extremely well adjusted considering the disfunctional upbringing.

sure i'm well adjusted...

you cant be the lord supreme ruler of the zyborgots of the planet marzipan if you arent well adjusted.

come Bra'ack, fetch me my electric rubber staff of imperial leadership and meet me on the antigrav platform !!
we musn't be late for the face divers ceremony !

i try to keep it to a minimum in front of my mom, but hanging out with my dad now is like just hanging out with one of my guy freinds. plus, he has no right to point any fingers :)

"hey dad, buy me a fuckin bear ya toothless old cocksmoker'

'fuck you you little shit eating fuck-wad piece of shit - it's your round'

'hey dad, i love you man, you ass licking monkey fucker'

Yeah....eat my shorts popa!


!?!!?!?......can't get the hang of it.

I don't make an effort to swear during conversation...the majority of the time I DO let fly, is out of exasperation.
Although, there is the occasional profanity thrown around in a colloquial manner...eg: Occasionally saying "shit" instead of "stuff", that kinda thing. Most people just overlook that as being part of everyday speech, I think so long as you don't accentuate it, your modern english speaking person will let it slide.
However, I'm generally pretty well spoken, and polite...so anyone that calls me out on my occasional swearing usually gets called a petty motherfucker.;)
Oh yeah, and I hate it when people don't have the common decency to tone it down some whilst in the presence of young children...it's just rude...

like a fucking docker

some of my favorites are:

fuck face
Fuck tard
cunt bitch
cock sucker
I like using "faggot" at work, paired with cock sucker usually.

Acording to Jonas, the other prep person, I use words that would make a marine blush, but honestly there is no pent up rage with in me at this moment so I can't think of any. I'll try to write down a few at work.

Cussing is alright in my book, pair it with tits and a lougy flying through the air and you've got me at work.

Ooh, you swore! I still say I'm a bigger pirate than you.:D

My dad is really old school so he gets a little ill when I say "fuck" in front of him. The worst I can say would be something that takes the "lord's" name in vain. However, I have heard him yell, "Jesus fucking Christ."

the only thing i heard my dad say ever are 'horse shit' 'god dammit' and 'jesus christ' interchangeably.

i dont know where horse shit came from as a swear .. eveyone else says bullshit..

fucking weirdo