whatcha got ?

I have a statue of this dragon that cheebs bought me the first day we went out ( or maybe it was the second time eheh ).
He went into a asian shop that was selling furniture and bits and peices. He came out and half way up the road says " Dont open this in front of your mum" , the first thing that came to mind was
" oh shit, he bought me a vibrator" haha.. was I wrong there or what.

I have it on top of the tv where I can see it. I love it to death, its gorg. Its not that big and its basically a dragon wrapping itself around this thing.. I dunno im so bad at explaning things hehe. Might be easier for me to get you a pic instead.

why not in front of your mom ?

maybe its a dragon shaped vibrator .. and you just havent figured out how to turn it on yet ? :D

I kept asking him what it was and he said that. What a good way to put me off haha.. Had no idea what the fuck it was till I opened it. My heart was racing till I did wondering what the hell he had got.

And no its not a vibrator.. unless theres some button you gotta push that I can't see hahaha..