heh

the big April Fool's one is Tupac being seen at a California mall with Dr.Dre and Suge Knight

i believe in it

If you've read The Zombie Survival Guide, they would say this is definately true. The story broke, was reported, and was immediately covered up by governing authorities. That book has about a dozen or so other examples of incidents like this that have been covered up. It's a good read.

Ah yes...The 'conspiracy theory'...Where ANYTHING is possible, because nothing can ever be truly proven or disproven.... :rolleyes:

The book even goes so far as to explain in intricate detail how a plant disease (Solanum), when introduced to humans, turns them into zombies. The book is hilarious! They take the subject 100% seriously, even going so far as to describe in detail which weapons are better manufactured for decapitating zombie head. Then towards the end of the book, it has all these so called zombie attacks that have happened and been covered up.

If you are into zombie stuff, this book is a must for no other reason than sheer entertainment value.

i am a zombie

Impossible. If you were, you wouldn't be able to turn on a computer, formulate a sentence or find a website. You'd just be moaning and roaming aimlessly looking for meat to chow on.

None of us are zombies. We're all safe.

i'm a smart zombie

Impossible. After 24 hours of exposure the zombie virus (Solanum) debilitates the brain to the point of death and then only uses what it needs to feed on living tissue. The body's dead. No heartbeat, no brainwaves. It is essentially a puppet of this nasty virus.


So I suppose technically you could be a smart zombie (although, you wouldnt be a zombie yet, just a human in the process of changing into a zombie.) as you are in normal life zombie for the 24 hour duration that it takes you to change and become a mindless eating machine.




(And just so you all know, this is all from the Zombie Survival Guide's point of view, not mine.