for telemarketers wanting to sell you phone-whatever: say you don't have a phone

My mother does that one...lol

take an egg, throw in a sperm, bake for 9 months and let sit for 4 years.

or in your case .. whatever time is left :D

actually the absolute best thing to do is simply say, 'can you hold on one sec' set the phone down, and walk away.

last time i suggested that someone got mad at me here .. cant remember who.

haha...I still got about 6 months and 3 weeks....

If I left the phone off the hook here, my daughter would kill me...She'd be afraid she'd miss a call from Shane :rolleyes:

My favourite thing to piss off telemarketers is lifted shamelessly from Seinfeld:

Telemarketer: Would you be interested in *whatever they're selling*?

Me: Yes! *hangs up*