"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss

"There is no worse death than the loss of hope" - King Arthur



I try my damndest to live by those

one of my favorite quotes, that I agree with:

"I swear the world would be a better place if I could just get rid of 6 idiots a day...just 6 a day! That's all I ask!" -Ted Danson as John Becker (on the tv show "Becker")


actually, I agree with pretty much everything Becker says. He's a smart man.

Fucking a ugly chick is like riding a moped. It's all fun till your friends see ya.:p ...I just thought it was funny, i can't remember what movie though.:(

"i'm sorry" - my ex :(

holy shit .. where can i get one of those ?

Love this one, check my sig

"Do that again, and I'm gonna go rent the Aladdin DVD and hit you with it."

My roommate says that a lot.

''A man never knows true happiness until he's married......then it's to late.''


I don't believe it but it's kinda funny.

"female comedians are a fucking joke"

like rosie o'donnel and whoopie