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YOU. FUCKING. JACKOFF!

YOU'RE A WALKING TALKING SHOULDA-BEEN ABORTION!


THE SECOND ONES MINE, LIKE IT?

I missed it :(

Oh well, I'll bump it anyways

Fuck:
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck.
Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word...
It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german
...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!

Fuck because (as previously mentioned) it is every part of speech and can be used in any situation.

Assclown is great, but me and my brother call each other "asshat" I like that a lot.

My girlfriends and I use Bitch and Slut alot also.

Merkin.

Look it up.

"cunt"

I gotta go with "fuck."

Mee-crob (sp?)

LOL I know where you got that from. A little animated film on the web. Cant remember the address. Anyway, if I find it, I will post the link so everyone can see where you got the idea from.
As for my favorites, I'm going with "cumstain," "cuntface," and "pig-fucker." :)

My favorite cuss word = SFF is a fat smelly cunt!


Hey SFF I know you work in TV.

I saw you on a Chick-fil-a commercial the other day.

I saw that cow and said god damn that's SFF.




























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nope. Got it from George Carlin