| urgeok |
02-03-2005 10:23 AM |
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Originally posted by Vodstok
You cant expect that much from a zombie. They have it hard, you know, with the brain-rot and all. We must learn to give and not ask for much in return. Granted, i realise that once a zombie has gotten a finger, they generally try to make off with your arm, but be understanding. Im not saying let them have ALL of tyour fingers, just a couple, to let them know you care.
Only the living can stop the hate. All the dead have tried to do is eat us, and can any of us honestly say we have never told anyone "Eat me"?
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sure .. i've said 'blow me' too ,, but i didnt expect anyone to actually blow on it.
the problem with zombies is that they never get full.. they eat like your teenage daughters boyfriend .. munch munch munch, and never gain an ounce.
you think after guzzling down a few pounds of intestines that they'd want to sit back, put the feet up on the coffee table and chill with some icecream or something but no ... off they go again.
wouldnt it be funny if their sole instinct wasnt to eat the living ... but something else .. like .. read books, or watch gameshows...
play tennis ...weed lawns ...
that would be handy .. they never sleep or die .. they dont need money .. a couple of them could weed an entire neighbourhood in a week. |
