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Death By Jell-O 01-10-2005 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
dont mistake sloppy typing for bad grammer.
there is no way that her fingers are going to be able to keep up with her crazy brain :)


I don't think it's the fingers fault........

bloodrayne 01-10-2005 03:00 PM

Oh yeah...And like...There was this one time...Where this girl was cooking dinner for her boyfriend, and her sleeve caught on fire...Then she burst into a ball of flames, but her boyfriend jumped on her and rolled around on the kitchen floor with her, then he burned to death, but she was fine...Didn't even leave a mark...

Well, she was SOO sad that he was gone, and she was so touched that he died for her, that she had to call his best friend and tell him about it...Then the best friend came over and they had sex, so they were in love after that( :rolleyes: )...Then the next night she was gonna cook dinner for him but he said, "Uhh...No thanks, that's quite alright...Why don't we just get on my motorcycle and go get some McDonald's?"...Then she was all like, "Okay, that sounds cool"....So, they were on the motorcycle, and they were going like 100 miles per hour...and......






:p :D

Aasiyan 01-10-2005 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh yeah...And like...There was this one time...Where this girl was cooking dinner for her boyfriend, and her sleeve caught on fire...Then she burst into a ball of flames, but her boyfriend jumped on her and rolled around on the kitchen floor with her, then he burned to death, but she was fine...Didn't even leave a mark...

Well, she was SOO sad that he was gone, and she was so touched that he died for her, that she had to call his best friend and tell him about it...Then the best friend came over and they had sex, so they were in love after that( :rolleyes: )...Then the next night she was gonna cook dinner for him but he said, "Uhh...No thanks, that's quite alright...Why don't we just get on my motorcycle and go get some McDonald's?"...Then she was all like, "Okay, that sounds cool"....So, they were on the motorcycle, and they were going like 100 miles per hour...and......






:p :D

That's got to be the funniest thing I've read all day. I would say it's ripe for chainmail! LOL:D

Death By Jell-O 01-10-2005 03:03 PM

Ahhh! You're like one of those people that spoil movies for people when you've seen it and they haven't! You weren't supposed to give so many details BR! :D

furballothrills 01-10-2005 03:04 PM

That was amazing, BR! I like, totally love that storyline! It would make a super awesome movie!



Ugh.. I despise the word 'totally'. There's an annoying girl in my class who says it wayyyyy too much.

bloodrayne 01-10-2005 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Ahhh! You're like one of those people that spoil movies for people when you've seen it and they haven't! You weren't supposed to give so many details BR! :D
Well...People did seem to have some questions...Like "Why was he doing 100 miles an hour, anyway?"....He was REALLY hungry, and that chick obviously couldn't cook for shit :)



@ Aasiyan...Thanks:D

Death By Jell-O 01-10-2005 03:07 PM

Damn I feel old when people start talking about still being in school and who annoys them etc. etc........

bloodrayne 01-10-2005 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by furballothrills
That was amazing, BR! I like, totally love that storyline! It would make a super awesome movie!



Ugh.. I despise the word 'totally'. There's an annoying girl in my class who says it wayyyyy too much.

HAHA...But you obviously picked up the 'feel' of the story :cool:

Death By Jell-O 01-10-2005 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...People did seem to have some questions...Like "Why was he doing 100 miles an hour, anyway?"....He was REALLY hungry, and that chick obviously couldn't cook for shit :)



@ Aasiyan...Thanks:D

So? Why didn't you wait for us to figure it out on our own? You bastardized the whole project.......:D

furballothrills 01-10-2005 03:13 PM

lol we did figure it out on our own.. well I did lol


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