^ ::big grin::

When I take a shit (or, leave a shit) I like to wipe my ass first with wet wipes...I got this idea from wiping my babies ass that way, it's like, why do we stop?
Kind of like a trade down with dry toilet paper, no?

After that, I will use toilet paper and even use a spritz of cologne on there.

...Yes, I an worried that one day someone might smell something bad, and attribute it to me. Now, if they do, I'll be able to declare proudly that I have a very clean, and designer scented asshole, thank you very much.

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So the other day I was out in workin' in the field I came across a fawn carcass....It was a pretty visceral....had a big hole in its side and you could see right into the body cavity....all purple and black and red with some white showin'. from bones on the inside.

So I was like I ain't movin' this thing till mornin' when it cool down some outside... next mornin' I go out there all ready to do the dirty work and that dead deer was gone::cool::

It was probably a moutain lion.

There's always the bleaching process....::stick out tongue::

Gotta love my net being down to finally get me to watch a few vhs tapes I've been hoarding. Guess it's a good thing I didn't watch them til now after all or what would I have to do with all my free time.

...I honestly have no idea how I survived without internet before we got it at all.

I would've scooped that prize up on the spot and taken it home to either give it a rock grave or cage it! ::smile::

Is anyone seeing No Escape? I think it looks pretty good. I might see it.

There's an attachment for that.

http://brondell.com/swash/swash-1000-bidet-seat.html

They have them on almost every toilet in Japan and a friend of mine has one in his home (tried it this weekend!).

Owen Wilson in a thriller... how weird. But it has Pierce Brosnan in it so I'm game.