What are those? Are we talking noodles you've cooked yourself or prepackaged all you have to do is heat them up noodles...

I go for homemade everytime.

26-34-26 or someone who understands you and will do anything for you? (For women replace those digits with the "perfect 10).

none


Tiscali or wanadoo

wanadoo.
scrubbing or vacuuming?

vacuum


Touch or taste

taste

no eye sight or no arms

no arms- at least i can use my foot on the remote

phone call or instant messenger?

Phone call... then I can get voice inflection, and know if lol is a grin or a chuckle.

stroke or heart attack

god... eh, stroke

the beach boys or the pet shop boys?

Heart Attack

Dance like a maniac

or


Waltz like gentleman?

Dance like a maniac, but if you can also waltz like a gentleman, can I have your phone number?

belly dancing or pole dancing