TBH: To Be Honest

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Thanks h...I feel a little bit hip-er now! Are you done at the job site you're at now yet?

I can't watch horror in the living room cause people are inconsiderate twats.

But now I am FINALLY able to watch my Jason marathon or any of my horror tapes in my room now. Thank you Goodwill and your $5 VCR! ::smile::

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I believe in miracles.

I believe I can fly.

I encourage you to find a tall building and try. No wait, that's a rude thing to say. Let me amend that to, Good luck with your flight plans. Please let me know if you're successful, as it will instantly validate my belief in miracles.

There ya go, much more polite.