Is that Bubba Ho-Tep?

Certainly is

Dont make me use my stuff on you baby

Pit and the Pendulum


"Do you know where you are Bartolome? You are about to enter hell." - Vincent Price, AKA Don Nicholas Medina


"I shall not dwell upon the history of this blasphemous chamber. Suffice it that the blood of a thousand men and women was spilled within these walls--limbs twisted and broken, eyes gouged from bloody sockets, flesh burned black." -Vincent Price, AKA Don Nicholas Medina



The Abominable Dr. Phibes


"My love, precious jewel and noble wife. Severed, too quickly, too cruelly from this life. I alone remain to give delivery of your pain. Nine killed you. Nine shall die. Nine times, nine! Nine killed you! Nine shall die! Nine eternities in doom!" -VP as Dr. Anton Phibes


"I am already... dead." -Same as above


"Well I have discovered they all have one thing in common."
"If you say they've all died mysteriously I'll bloody kill you!" -Norman Jones as Sgt. Schenley [1st line] to Peter Jeffrey as Insp. Trout.

^ EASILY the best line that isnt delivered by Price. Although most everything Trout says is great



Theatre of Blood


Message found with a box- "I am sorry to miss the meeting, but my heart is with you. George." [Box contains George's heart:p]

Reading a newspaper article- "Mr. Lionheart's rendering of the role can only be described as villainous. Placed between the delicately underplayed performances of Tamora and Lavinia; one is irresistibly reminded of a Ham Sandwitch" - Vincent Price as Edward Lionheart

"Burn! BURN! Come fire, consume this petty world. And in its ashes, let my memory lie!" -Is there really any question?


Thats enough from that movie.....In a thread like this you could put the entire scrpit for both this and Dr. Phibes.



Session 9


"I live in the weak and the wounded... Doc." -Simon, whose voice wasnt credited.


"A couple days ago, right after I found out about this job, I went home. I had flowers, I wanted to celebrate. I came in she was cookin' pasta. I wanted to kiss her. I guess she turned the wrong way because next thing I know, I've got a pot of boiling water all over m'leg. And I don't know if it was the dog barkin', I don't know if it was Emma cryin' but I slapped her. I knew it was an accident, but I hit her for it. *trying to make sense of it* I hurt my wife. I love my wife." -Peter Mullan as Gordon. It isnt as good typed, but the expression in his voice....wow.


The Machinist

"A little guilt goes a long way." Christian Bale as Trevor Rezinck

Martin Landaus (Bela Lugosi):

Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!

Beware, beware, beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy-dog tails, and big fat snails. Beware, take care, beware.

http://www.johnnydeppfan.com/movies/ew4.jpg

I hope I give you the shits!

Dog Soldiers

"I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cow bell!"

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti, *slurp noise*"

"Shut up you fucking jew!"
"Cartman, don't say the F word!"
"What, jew?"

papa's got a brand new bag!

"It's like trumpets and fireworks.." Sleepless in Seattle! One of the best imo!

'So long and Thanks for all the fish'

"Come on, who wants some, come get some, THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!"

-Army of Darkness, Evil dead 3