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Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 747839)

Breakin' 3: Electric Boogaloo 2
Now with 60% more VanDamme dancing in the background.

Nobody would rent that, but only because you can't rent that kind of awesomeness, you must OWN it.

A movie that is a twist all on its own:

Signs 2: They were just faking the water thing to throw us off

The 7th Sense

An Instant Classic for kids:
Disney's Calligula

Eli Roth's Prince of Tides
(90 minutes of butt rape with a Barbara Streisand soundtrack playing over the whole thing. Fangoria writes "The most horrific torture movie EVER MADE. Please, we're crying. Please stop it Mr Roth!")

My Dinner with Nick Nolte and Gary Busey.

Alternate title:

What the HELL are you two talking about?!?!?

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Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 747839)

DUDE!:mad:

How baout a spolier warning, DUDE. That ending was BAD ASS! Dude. M Night Shyamalamadingdong is brilliant and stuff. Dude.

And showing up in the reflection of the teapot when we just found out that the whole thing was set in the present and the monsters were just a ruse to keep the kids stupid and afraid, because being terrified on a daily basis that a monster is going to kill you and not having running water is way better than the 1 in a million chance that you might die a horrific tragic death in the real world.

Dude.

:)

Ah, sorry! I'm such an asshole.
I've ruined what may have been a life-changing experience for those unfortunate souls who haven't seen the first one.

(Wow...I feel guilty typing the words "life-changing" in a sentence regarding The Village.)

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Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 747903)

My Dinner with Nick Nolte and Gary Busey.

Alternate title:

What the HELL are you two talking about?!?!?

Hahaha

Or how about the next one in this series...

Incoherent Interviews Vol. 2: My Dinner with Keith Richards and Ozzy Osbourne.

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Originally Posted by fortunato (Post 747974)

dont feel guilty, it is life changing, although in a way similar to rape or the death of a loved one.

Twisting the cube: A tale of the national rubic's cube tournament

And God Also Said: a 32 part miniseries chronicalling every part of the bible charlton heston DIDNT make a movie out of.

Crying into a Kleenex

Assclowns: The ICP version of "Trekkies"

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Originally Posted by fortunato (Post 747974)

Or how about the next one in this series...

Incoherent Interviews Vol. 2: My Dinner with Keith Richards and Ozzy Osbourne.

Part 3: Bob Dylan and Kurt Cobain

I'd watch the Rubik's Cube movie.

Tremors 6 :These ones dig AND fly!

AND Run!

And go to outerspace.

Stalin: A loving tribute

Roman Polanski's Bambi

Star Wars Episode I : The Phanthom Menace : Digitally re-remastered. Again.

Drunken Redneck Gutter Slut Moms Vol. 4
Staring
The Trials and Tribulations of Britney Spears

Geriactrics Gone Wild!

Dreamwork's A Homeless Story.

Wigs!

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Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 748023)

Tremors 6 :These ones dig AND fly!

AND Run!

And go to outerspace.

I would totally watch that.

Breaking a Sweat
An in depth look at the men and women responsible for inventing antiperspirant and deodorant.