One of my all-tim fave movies! My fave quote:

"I'm not crazy Melin. I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years"

There are 3 types of people. Dicks Pussies and assholes. Pussies just wanna get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it thru. But assholes they just wanna shit all over everything.
Pussies get mad at dicks sometimes cos pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes and if they didn't fuck the assholes you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Some very deep and philisophical musings from the Team America World Police

Office Space

Milton: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

Hell, everything Milton says is awesome.


Lumberg: Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.


Screw it...every quote in that movie is hilarious:D

:D Maybe they should go wash it or something?

best quote in the movie: "There's always time for lubricant!"


"You've got the face of an angel. What's your cunt taste like?"
"Heaven."
-Closer

Goldfinger - Fat Bastard: You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

Dirty Work has a lot for me, I love Norm

Mitch: Bet you didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes!

Bearded Lady: Honey, you ever have a chick with a beard before?
Mitch: Ha. ha. Can't say that I have there, bearded broad.
Bearded Lady: Well then, sugar, you haven't lived.
Mitch: Note to self: I don't want to live.

Too many more from that movie, love it!

I got this quote SO WRONG.


"Hey,we all know the moon is not made of cheese,but if it were made of ribs....would ya eat it then?
It's a simple question..If the moon were made of ribs-would ya eat it?
I know I would."

*barbequed spare ribs

damn:(

thanks alky:)

'If he were an ice cream flavour, he'd be prailine..........and dick!'

Garth in Waynes world