send more para medics...

Back when i was a young lad. My two elder brothers and i watched a horror movie. I forget what it was called. It was about this female ghost that appeared when ever loud noise was made. Anyway. After the movie. My brothers shut me in the hallways and started banging on the door. screaming that she is coming she is coming. Scared the shit out of me to be honest.
Anyway. There was this old dude who lived on a stock route near our property. We use to drop him off some food etc. Just for the sake of it. Anyway. Mum hadn't seen him for about two weeks. So she told us to drop in on our way to school. To see if he was ok. (he lived in a caravan. (trailer to you Americans.)
As we got to his caravan. My brothers went up to the door and knocked on it. With no answer. They kept on knocking, until one of them tried the door. They found it unlocked. They looked in then quickly left the van. They told me to come over. As there was a jar of money on the table if i wanted it. As i approched the door. I could smell probably the worst smell i ever smelled. As i got closer and the smell got stronger. I said nah. And started to back off. but they grabbed me, threw me into the van and shut the door. The old dude. i wont mention his name. Was at his table dead. It looked and smelled like he had been dead for a while. There was this black goo on the table that obviously was from his body. The smell was so bad it was burning my eyes and nose. Then my brothers started to bang on the door and rock the caravan screaming, "He is coming to get you. Here he comes." I wanted to bang on the door and yell to let me out. but i didn't want to make any noise as it might make him come after me. After failing to push my way back through the door. I jumped out the tiny window. Snagging my leg on the latch leaving a deep cut. After running a safe distance from the van. I watched as my brothers went back into the van to grab the jar of old coins. I had to go home. As the smell was all over me. In my clothes my hair, even on my skin. I told them that if they didn't give me the jar of coins i would tell mum. After giving me the coins. I went home and told mum on them. I lol'ed as they got the beating of their life time. Then they told mum about my coins. Then it was their turn to lol as i got a beating for stealing. Anyway. Till this day. I can't stand loud noise. Which is why i have perfect hearing.

send more cops...

I got pac man fever.

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The Green Bastard from parts unknown just declared me the winner......

GreenMAN says that I win.


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The Green Bastard would destroy your GreenMan in a wrestling match......

you fell that? SHITQUAKE! I win Motherfronters