Kill for Me (2013)

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Not as bad as it sounds. Yeah...average plot but just thought worth a watch for Katie Cassidy.

>>: C+

The Returned (2013)

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>>: B-

Stage Fright (2014)

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A fairly entertaining musical slasher. Fall bit flat at the final half. That early number...when the kids just arrived at the camp..."I'm gay -- I'm gay but not in that way" was hilarious & the best part of it! Probably going to upload that on youtube soon.

>>: B-

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)

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Entertaining at times & better than the 2nd & 4th part. I think it'd be interesting to see what it'd be like if the lead Jesse tried to become a vigilante with his 'special powers'!

>>: B-

"A Million Ways to Die in the West" 7/10

For me this was on par with "Ted", at least humor wise. The story wasn't as creative tho.

Not a helluva ride but had me laughing from time to time, so can't say i was disappointed.

The film starts off with a full-on, aggressive, nude sex scene. Rather pointless, if it was to highlight the wonders of sex after smoking pot, or it was to show how hooked the female was to drugs. Either way, the truck has the last laugh (literally).

More of the same as parts I & II, with plenty of excessive gory deaths. My gripe - the blonde stunner should have survived. Plenty of eye-rolling moments and some typical insipid acting, except for Kirzinger who pulls off a semi-decent Rusty Nail.

Watch if you have nothing else to see, or if you are a huge fan of trucks, racing cars and gorific deaths. Others can skip it.


* * ½

Pointless indeed.

We all know that females in general are hooked to drugs and cocks.

::sad::

Low-budget effort made as a throwback to the golden era films, basically XTRO meets Fire in the Sky meets Body Snatchers. And no, it's not as delicious as the previous line suggests - the acting is bad, the settings limited, and the plot is a complete mish-mash. Some of the fx looks decent but that's the only redeeming part of the film.

Skip.


* *

They should have called it 300: War on the Seas instead. A worthy albeit unnecessary companion piece to the original testosterone-filled saga, this "sequel" is made watch-worthy because of the presence of Eva Green. And of course, the relentless sequences of clashing swords, spears/arrows flying through the air, blood spraying the screen in bucketfuls, and gore aplently.

There's so much clanging of metal that it will leave your ears ringing for days. Be sure to watch a musical or hear some songs after the film is over. And, why do I have the feeling that we will see a part 3 in the future?

BTW, was "fuck" a word back in ancient Greece and Persian times?

Oh, almost forgot. Eva's boobs rule. As does her overpowering sex scene. Again.


* * *

Yeah i couldn't even finish this one.

The Conjuring

Not bad. Spooked me a bit.

I slept through most og it.

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Afflicted (2014) 6/10. Decent film but i didnt really like the characters.