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Haunted 03-24-2006 07:36 PM
I would have to agree that they are pretty handy, and sometimes even nifty.

Marroe 03-24-2006 07:38 PM
awww, c'mooooonnnnn....they're adorable all over:)

monalisa 03-24-2006 07:41 PM
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Originally posted by Marroe
awww, c'mooooonnnnn....they're adorable all over:)
They're fun to play with! ;)

newb 03-24-2006 07:41 PM
Truth be told.....most guys HATE blowjobs.





















bwahahahahahahahahahah

tachii 03-24-2006 07:49 PM
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Originally posted by hellfire1
ok... really... i just gagged. ewwwwww


no sense of humor :(

Marroe 03-24-2006 07:54 PM
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Originally posted by tachii
no sense of humor :(
I heard a worse maggot story:)

So it seems some girl and her man messed with food during sex. A few weeks later this girl was having orgasms out of no where in class (the guy who told me this said they were in high school at the time). It got so weird she went to the doctor to see if this was "normal", only to find out she had maggots moving around inside of her because apparantly she's dirty and didn't dig all the food out of her.

Sounds like a bullshit story to me, but gross all the same. Enjoy.

tachii 03-24-2006 07:55 PM
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Originally posted by Haunted


tachii, that was foul. Really foul. Abominably foul. And sorta kinda amusing too.:D That's one of those tales you might need to be in the mood to read. Might want to go back and put a disclaimer on that one. You know, like: Don't read this after eating or Don't read this unless your sense of humor is rather "creative" at the mo.

at least someone appreciated the story :)
disclaimer! where's the fun in that?
kind of ruins the effect


still funny tho :)

monalisa 03-24-2006 08:08 PM
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Originally posted by Haunted
I'm just going to rush headlong into this. It surprises me how many of my girlfriends in the past didn't understand that while taking care of the shaft is always nice, spend a goodish amount of time on the tip. It's very sensitive and from what I've heard from my own satisfied men (sorry gang :p I'm trying really hard to be sorta polite) that it's very nice.
My God woman, you're making ME horny and I'm female (and het all the way). But from the sounds of it, we have similar techniques. ;) Never had any complaints. But don't forget about Mr. Shafty either, don't want him getting too lonely. I can't believe I just said that.

newb 03-24-2006 08:11 PM
WHAT.......the balls get NO respect.

http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/eleph4.jpg

tachii 03-24-2006 08:14 PM
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Originally posted by Marroe
I heard a worse maggot story:)

So it seems some girl and her man messed with food during sex. A few weeks later this girl was having orgasms out of no where in class (the guy who told me this said they were in high school at the time). It got so weird she went to the doctor to see if this was "normal", only to find out she had maggots moving around inside of her because apparantly she's dirty and didn't dig all the food out of her.

Sounds like a bullshit story to me, but gross all the same. Enjoy.


that one's new to me
not too many people can get me to raise an eyebrow


you know she still dug it :p


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