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Suzey Cannot Cry
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Boozey Lucy is still not Fry
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Juicy Fashions by Dwight Frye
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Dee-Lite Dee Eisenstein
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Dee-Dee Tantoon und the Can'ts play tonight at Shemmie's.
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Lester's ShowMe's & the Tobin Spirit Toes!
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See Toby Go-Go.
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You're Name is Kunta Kinte, Get Out of Your Way
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Our Tame Aunt Kenny Has It Out.
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Don't Be Trippin Saucer Meown't a Waiter |
Coming to a theater near you, Stintz Pauld stars in "F**k the Shit-hook Waiter" Bring the kids.
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Walter Spungrass and his Dying Breed of Flowers
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She Died at the Altar. There was no having of the cabbage rolls.
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Fatherless Cabbage Patch Dolls Made of Solent Green
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Green badge means father is thrashing Mother's Day.
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Flesh Tea in a Bad Glass.
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The Badlands of Banjo Gulf
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JoJo Fluff and The Blands. One night only at Shemmie's House of Groat Clusters.
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Dr Ho-hum and the Wholesome Fiber Twins. Four months only, at Collossal Dave's Mini Mart in Vegetableville.
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Timmy successfully bridled his raging turkey meatball-induced flatulence during the ride to church. One already knows what occurred by the time Father Tinse began the homily.
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Drivel coats the steely sinews that corral Timmy's mouthy digits.
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"Oh, Mimzy, your coffee always tastes like shit. What brand do you use?"
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Ah yes, Shem's rice pudding goes down a treat as well.
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Swell at eating and then she owned Shemp's slouch.
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Shemp, the greatest stooge, made artichoking a culinary breathe crime.
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Rebecca Mojo
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Shows you what i dont know.
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Catch yourself a cup of NucleoExpresso at the 2050 Club with tonight's featured artist Minstrutio! |
Your welcome! Ive had a few adult bevs so......
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According to the Book of Becca, "While he excretes, he's the kinda guy who knows just what to say." I hadn't thought about it.
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Anal Annals would have been his choice of reading material. Loosely speaking, that is.
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The Lavatory His Laboratory, Porcelain Poetry, it Could Never Wait.
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Protracted expulsion of Lava after enduring "Slit Yer Own Throat Night" at Shemmie's Wing Emporium.
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After During the Aftermath, They Figured Themselves Subtractions
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Have you not a modicum of modesty, Maude? Bang the cymbals Girl!
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Those twiggy little children....i love their very skeletons.
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Twiggy Superstar, with Her Dehydrated Tots Singing Songs of Abject Poverty, with their new hit song: Filipino Garbage Dump Recycle Playtime Blues Super Fun!
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Larry Dump had thoughts. And on July something 1991 in The Tiki Lounge, he had one, again. He said to himself aloud, " The fulcrum upon which the universe pivots could be just a peristaltic evacuation. I' just sayin' ". Then he puked down the front of his trousers... I liked him for that.
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Hickory Dumpty Fell Off the Wall. Horses of Men Tried to Place Hickory Inside Gorbachev's Mind.
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